I have scaled mountains with no ropes, dropped from planes with no parachute, and ran marathons with no shoes. I cook the perfect boiled egg, both hard and soft, no timer required. I have been recruited by the coast guard, when they found themselves unable to complete their mission. I'm known to sculpt better than Michelangelo and rap superior to Snoop. I build houses for the needy in my spare time and calligraphy is just one of my many talents. I am a yoga master, bending into pretzels with ease. I happen to be one of the last teens surviving day to day life without a cellular device. My humor is capable of making even the strongest willed British guard keel over in laughter. Although it is against my morals, I have gone completely undetected swiping ninja's wallets, robing casino's vaults, and extracting teeth's gold fillings. I've drank from the milky way. I've parted seas.
But I have not yet gone to university.
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Good work. Creative ideas, solid mechanics, evidence of careful proofreading. Detail is sufficient. Keep it up.
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